Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire? Submitted By |
A man is shopping in Borders when a clerk comes up to him and is like, "Can I help you find anything today?"
The man is like, "Yeah, actually, can you recommend something?"
The clerk gets excited and says, "I just read a great book called The Stranger. It's an existentialist novel."
The man makes a face and says, "No, I hate existentialism."
The clerk, a little offended, says, "Hey, what did existentialism ever do to you?" and the man says, "Nothing."
I Love A Liza
I had just watched Cabaret for the first time. Wow, that's weird that it was that long ago. LJ has seen me through some weird good bad times.
Hahaha the last time I stayed up all night I was fucked up on Adderall. I listened to a hundred episodes of The Show with Ze Frank and stayed in the bathroom for like, an hour because it was warm and the fan was on in my room.
( Recent goings-on. )
- Jamming:An Original Musical--[tos]
Yup. I made a twitter specifically to comment on an assignment that I'm completing. Trendy.
( AMERICAN IDOL SPOILERS and a meme from Aliisa )
- Jamming:In the Same Boat--Curtains
Yes?
- Jamming:You Gotta Get a Gimmick--Gypsy
The new pod, Toto.
:] And me, the new Dotty for Noises Off!
- Feeling:
accomplished - Jamming:Welcome to Youtube--Bo Burnham
And that was our day in Seattle. We're going to find some fabric paint and stencils and put "this insults women" on a few shirts to wear. It's going to become a phrase, I'm afraid.
- Feeling:insulted
- Jamming:A Way Back To Then--[title of show]
Rape Vision. I think it speaks for itself.
- Feeling:
cheerful - Jamming:Let Me Drown-- Brian d'Arcy James
"I Speak Six Languages"
Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here
Who needs money? Not me
I am an arms dealer fitting you with weapons in the form of words
Everyone knows Jesus
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
I'm gonna make you bend and break
Why can't you behave?
Have you seen the well-to-do?
I really can't stay
Where is your boy tonight?
Sweat, baby, sweat
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
My last girlfriend didn't like me
It started at a bus-stop in the middle of nowhere
Tradition!
Non, rien de rien
- Feeling:
confused - Jamming:I Speak Six Languages-- Spelling Bee
Putting the laws of time and plausiblity aside, picture a battle between the megalodon (a prehistoric shark with a six-foot jaw span) and a giant squid (reported to be the size of a school bus). Who would win? Submitted By |
Chuck Norris.
- Feeling:Political
- Jamming:Obama's silky voice
Can I just say I laughed my fucking ass off at Eponine in the end?
- Feeling:
Political - Jamming:One Day More-- Les MIs
- Feeling:
Gangster - Jamming:Palin Rap-- Amy Poehler
I did have honey apple pie today though, and I suppose I'll have to eat some apples tomorrow. Shana tova, y'all.
- Feeling:Jewish
Profile
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
easterlywinds- Allison
Syndicate
